How I Spent My Winter Vacation
Although vacations are notorious for accomplishing absolutely nothing, there were some things that I learned while being “gone” for the last week or so. Here they are.
- The people who are still trying to prove Barack Obama is not eligible to be President have way too much time on their hands.
- You know your future in-laws are cool when they get you alcohol as a Christmas gift.
- There is very little on television worth watching during the middle of the day.
- Althought it’s alright to sleep past 8 a.m., it’s even better to stay out past midnight.
- It totally rocks to wake up everyday and have your breakfast and coffee waiting for you.
- Pizza with bacon and goat cheese is the best.
- Every once in a while you need to get together with all your political, media and governmental friends and enjoy each other’s company. (Off the record, of course.)
- There is still too much government in Indiana.
- If you leave town to visit your parents, try not to do it with tornado watches and thunderstorm warnings.
- You know you have a cool job when you don’t mind going back after being gone for a few days.
